Of course, I got a refund and am going to be ordering more. However, I wasn't quite ready to give up yet. So I took some pliers and broke off all the jagged glass, and hot glued it together again. To cover up the hot glue, I brushed a thin layer of silver paint over the joints. About 10 minutes later, it looked like this:
You can barely notice that it's been fixed up. Next time you get a broken shipment, or your toddler knocks over you favorite candlestick, don't just chuck it. It might be salvagable.